@RellyOnSmash’s “Dedication 4” Review: The Top 20 Wackest Lines

I’ve always looked forward to the homie Relly‘s guest blogs, whether on our site or elsewhere…but it’s been quite some time since he attacked the world wide webs with one. He’s finally back though, as apparently his disgust of Lil Wayne’s latest offering Dedication 4 brought him back to his keyboards to share his disdain. “I had a pinch of hope for Wayne so I gave him one last chance, because mixtape Wayne is usually Wayne at his finest,” he wrote. “But after hearing Dedication 4, that lonely ounce of hope I had, vanished into a thick cloud of despair.” LMAO! Check out his review (via Nerd’s spot) below.

Marisa Mendez

It’s been a while since I stepped inside the blog realm. I look up and can still smell the scent of durag tails from my last visit. I’ve been meditating for a week straight to deliver the most potent slander I could, and do what should’ve been done two Maddens ago. Lil’ Wayne must be executed b. The very moment Wayne almost drowned in her pussy and then swam to her butt, I knew right then and there that the casket has closed shut on his lyrical ability. We as tax paying citizens can no longer stand by, and let these horrendous lines pollute and poison our precious Dre beats. Enough is e goddamn nough.

I had a pinch of hope for Wayne so I gave him one last chance, because mixtape Wayne is usually Wayne at his finest. But after hearing Dedication 4, that lonely ounce of hope I had, vanished into a thick cloud of despair. I’ve had it, gas is way too high for this bullshit b, it’s over for Wayne. This mixtape was the icing on the goddamn carrot cake. 15 whole tracks of this n*gga eating p*ssy, slanging TrukFit and consuming more pussy. It’s overdraft fee music.

Not only is this hands and feet down, THE wackest mixtape of the year (no debating), but it also has the most atrocious lines that were ever recited inside of a vocal booth. So I took my snapback off, joined my nigga Nerd , and sat through these bars. I did it for you, I tortured myself for the people. I constructed a list for the world to see, so anybody in denial can finally understand that it is indeed closed curtains for Mr. Dwayne Carter. I bring to you, the Top 20 wackest lines on Dedication 4, let us pray.

20. Song: Burn
Wack Line: “I’ll Put A Hole In Your Apple, What That Is?…Apple Jacks”
Wayne is out here with firearms that’ll quickly turn n*ggas into Kellogg’s cereal. Be afraid my n*gga, be very afraid.

19.Song: Cashed Out
Wack Line: “I Do Liv On Sunday’s…Church/ Step Up In That Mutha F*cka Fresher Than Some Certs“
Wayne is comparing his dress game to a minty delight, that I haven’t seen at a gas station in years. The Mayans have got to be right.

18.Song: Amen
Wack Line: “I Got An O Of That White, What You Call That?….O KKK“
I pulled over on the highway, got out my car, and just walked all the way to the next exit when I heard this. When lyrics like this ruin your afternoon, you just gotta take a walk to maintain sanity.

17.Song: Same Damn Tune
Wack Line: “I Make That B*tch Cum Till She Comes To A Conclusion/ I’m Ill Like An Illusion, I Got B’s Like A Student”
That was a triple decker struggle lyrical whopper served to us with a small water and no ice. I never heard 3 wack bars constructed into 1 line like that. This is a hi definition 1080p bundle of not poppin’.

16.Song: Same Damn Tune
Wack Line: “Totally Dude, I’m White Boy Wasted/ She Can’t Wait To Take Her Drawers Off Like Braces“
I’m a just say this…..The b*tch I had in my whip when this line came through the speakers still won’t text me back.

15.Song: Get Smoked
Wack Line: “These N*ggas Think They The Shit…These N*ggas Perfume“
For all you n*ggas out there thinking you’re the sh*t, Wayne begs to differ. He in fact, believes you n*ggas are actually just a beautiful fragrance, an elegant mist if you will.
Sidenote: Wayne really got washed by a full grown f#ckin’ baby on this track.

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