Fraternity Brother Sends Out Disrespectful, ‘Save The Sluts’ Email!

A Fraternity Brother of the college of William And Mary in Virginia has sent out a mass email, alerting brothers of his new ‘campaign’ focusing on ‘saving the sluts’; hit the jump for more.

Adriela Batista

A Sigma Chi fraternity brother, with A. Too much time on his hands to write such a passionate letter, B. lack of sexual healing to be feeling as though he is above any woman, C. Recently dumped, OR All of the above; has written an outright disrespectful letter encouraging his brothers to find the “sluts” all around them and “save them” with penetration. The “brother” wrote the very passionate letter, and sent it over the Zeta Upsilon Chapter’s listserv, which was soon after exposed.

The letter refers to women as a “lesser sex’, that possesses “God’s greatest gift: the box”, the irony; before going into a full blown tyrant involving “neglected pussies”, “snatches”, and not settling until you have perfected your stroke.

The school responded by letting out this statement:

We deeply regret the message that was sent through our listserv encouraging actions that are inconsistent with our values as Sigma Chis. The message was disrespectful toward women, and that is not who we are as a chapter. We have moved to suspend the individual who was responsible for the message and International Fraternity leaders are taking action to ensure proper disciplinary measures are taken. Rest assured that we are also voluntarily taking an internal review of our membership, to be sure that our chapter is comprised only of men of the highest character. Until then, we have voluntarily and proactively ceased normal chapter operations.

**Check out the full letter below, and let us know what you think!**

Subject: Life, love, and pussy
Guys, I just want to put out an early semester reminder that life is good. You’re here, you’re alive, your penis may not always work, but it hasn’t fallen off yet; be thankful. I ask you all to take a few seconds off from complaining about the cold, or preparing your schedule for Spring 2016, and look around you. There’s beer to be drunk, porn to view, and sluts to fuck. Let me reiterate that last point: sluts are everywhere. While walking from class to class with your head down limiting exposure to the arctic winds of late, take notice of the feet shuffling by. See some riding boots? Some uggs? A hideous pair of rain boots without a cloud in sight? Now, raise your gaze from the footwear up, allow your eyes to wander from the feet up the long and slender legs of the lesser sex until finally you arrive at God’s greatest gift: the box.

Now stop. Take it all in, breath deep, imagine what kind of underwear she’s wearing, even entertain the idea she may not be wearing any at all, but stare as long as you please, they don’t mind.

Now refocus. That vagina needs you. Never mind the extremities that surround it, the 99% of horrendously illogical bullshit that makes up the modern woman, consider only the 1%, the snatch. Empires have risen and fallen at the hands of the female genitalia. It has made many men, and crushed countless more. Don’t allow yourself to fall victim, don’t be another statistic. Master your craft, hone your skills, and perfect your stroke. Put two moist sponges in a solo cup and fuck that until you get it right if you have to, but do not settle until you’ve done just that: gotten it right. I can’t do this alone boys. I’m losing sleep at night thinking of all the pussies crying out for a good fuck and not getting it, so I’m reaching out to you all in a time of need to initiate my community outreach program: Save the Sluts. Don’t let this beautiful opportunity go to waste. Seize the moment, stuff the box, and put the neglected pussies that haunt my dreams to rest.

Thank you all, and good luck.

HP