(Video) Order Someone A Package Of Feces For The Holidays! … I’m Serious
Know someone you really don’t like? Or someone’s been real naughty this holiday season? Well now you can forget the coal and just order them a nice wrapped box of feces! WOO! Okay okay enough, I wish this was a joke but people will really make a come up off anything nowadays, that includes selling a healthy pile of feces, from a variety of animals, to anyone on your list. This holiday season just got really, really exciting… to say the least.
Okay now I’m sure we’ve heard of some sick and twisted pranks here and there from people just trying to make jokes and whatnot. But uhm… what if these “pranks” can come to your doorsteps in the form of a gift this holiday season. Now it really be “Tis the season to be jolly” or else… because now you can send people animal poop as a gift! If that doesn’t say I hate you, I honestly don’t know what does. The company is called (hmmmmygod I’m not lying) “Shitexpress”. The CEO of the company literally has one known sentence for a press release for the company saying, “Yes, it’s legit.” The Hong Kong-based service launched in November 2014 and now officially has made enough revenue to stay on the market. That means yes, people are buying this stuff. In fact, CEO Peter (no last name disclosed – no surprise) told The Huffington Post, his firm earned $10,000 in its first month and has made more than 2,500 shipments. Please keep in mind, for any interested buyers: the orders cost $16.95 for shipping to many places around the world, and can be done anonymously.
The company’s website says you should send the poo to “An annoying colleague. A teacher. The ex-girlfriend.The tyrannical boss. The jealous neighbor. Or former classmate.” But the company made sure to put the disclaimer that warns people that it is a gag and should not be used to harass, intimidate or violate a restraining order.
One of the weirdest, yet funniest, thing is that the most unusual package so far was someone who included a wedding ring with the poop… I wonder how that worked out… Well either way please, try not to be “naughty” this holiday season… don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
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OT the REAL | FUNK FLEX | #Freestyle152
Another Philly spitta spitting in NYC, OT the Real! OT has been on his been on his grind since he got out from his 6yr bid, and he likes to show his street side through his bars.
LGP QUA | FUNK FLEX | #Freestyle151
We’ve been watching this young man spit bars for a while now, the very talented “Voice of the Youth” has been dropping bars all over the Web! LGP Qua, LGP stands for “Let’s Get Paid”, one of Philly’sfinest… it was time to bring him up!
SMOKE DZA | FUNK FLEX | #Freestyle150
A lot of speculation since the launch of “Block Work” that the legendary Hot97 #FlexFreestyle Series was not happening any more… But not only is it still counting with Smoke Dza hitting the 150 mark with Bars!
HOODCELEBRITYY | FUNK FLEX | #Freestyle149
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Tee Grizzley | FUNK FLEX | #Freestyle129
Tee Grizzley rejoined us like it’s his next ‘First Day Out’ in these streets! This time he brought Sada Baby to sit next to him as he delivers his bars to Funk Flex.
Bobby Konders Presents: Massive B Legacy, Vol. 1
Release Date: November 19th, 2018 Bobby Konders Presents: Massive B Legacy – Volume 1 is now available and includes ten features on ten tracks. Burro Banton, Vybez Kartel, Bounty Killa, Sizzla, T.O.K., Elephantman, Richie Spice, Chezidek, Chronicle, and King Kong. You can listen on Apple Music, Spotify, and Tidal.
#MusicStillMatters New Music: A Boogie – Nice For What
A boogie gave fans a snippet of this one via his instagram. Finally after all the request to drop the full version from fans – here it is. Check A Boogie’s version of “Nice For What.” Listen below.
#MusicStillMatters New Music: Dave East – Imagine
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The G.O.O.D. Music rookie 070 Shake releases a new one called “Accusations.” Listen below.
(Video) Tony James – Sweat Slow
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#MusicStillMatters New Music: Childish Gambino – Summertime Magic / Feels Like Summer
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#MusicStillMatters Stream: Meek Mill – Legends Of The Summer
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#MusicStillMatters Stream: Future – Beast Mode 2
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First it was Nicki Minaj and Quavo who put their touch on the track to mixed reviews. Then Fabolous laid his verse on the hit single. Now, T-Pain decided to give his take on the track. Listen below.
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(Video) Machine Gun Kelly Finally Opens Up About Amber Rose
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(Video) Honey Cocaine Plays A Hilarious Game Of Taboo
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